NightTrain's Extreme Waste Of Money BAS

[NightTrain87]

Buy a Share Agreement for Multiple tourneys 100 shares at $1.10 each are available in myself, covering my entry into the following tournaments :- 10x $11 2-7 Triple Draw Lowball MTT's All shares will be paid 0.0085 of the total winnings I make across all tourneys (with the exception of the following) If I final table any tourney with 175+ entrants then all shares will be paid 0.007 of the total winnings I make across all tourneys If I final table more than one tourney with 175+ entrants then all shares will be paid 0.006 of the total winnings I make across all tourneys I will create a rail thread at the start of all tourneys in the set If I cant play any tournament stated then I will return the relevant proportion of share money to you I will pay all shares within 2 hours of being knocked out of (or winning) the final tournament. Please reply below with how many shares you wish to purchase and follow any instructions I state as to when to send the money

This is my first BAS, and as you all know I am a terrible player, who would be an excellent choice to waste any spare change you have kicking around on.
I barely understand the rules of 2-7 TD, let alone any of the strategy, but I figure if I lose it's not my money anyway, so I don't care if I don't have a clue what's going on.

I can almost assure you I will not make a profit, since I will be far too stoned to even see my computer screen, let alone play the game.

I plan to begin this waste of money on June 21st, since my dealer is in town on that day, and I will be able to get the necessary supplies.

Thank you for refraining from engulfing your money in any sort of flame, and instead allowing me to throw it away.

If you post any pleasantries in this post, I will probably roll you (With a rolling pin.)

[Meatonabun]

I'm in for half a share















10 shares bro!

[NightTrain87]

Originally Posted by Meatonabun

I'm in for half a share















10 shares bro!

Thx bro

I will take 10 myself, since I found some change lying on the ground.

Vlees op een broodje- 0.5- $0.55 (Oh wait 10 shares for $11)
NightTrain87- 10- $11

[andres_arg]

reserve me 5 shares.

[NightTrain87]

Originally Posted by andres_arg

reserve me 5 shares.

Good to see you have money to waste, thx for not burning it

Vlees op een broodje - 0.5- $0.55 (Oh wait 10 shares for $11)
Andres - 5 - $5.50
NightTrain87 - 10- $11

[nightowl89]

10 for me - i invested in ouch and KT so might as well...

[deathcard71]

i'll take 10



good to see your back in action.

[kevinthorn]

Originally Posted by nightowl89

10 for me - i invested in ouch and KT so might as well...

Anyway not investing in a


Like you but i'll take minus 4 shares please.

[nightowl89]

Originally Posted by kevinthorn

Anyway not investing in a


Like you but i'll take minus 4 shares please.

at least NT will cashaments

[kevinthorn]

Originally Posted by nightowl89

at least NT will cashaments

I did try

[BlueRain]

10 for me bro

noobs with drugs and no knowledge of how to play 27TD will win sfobv.

[nightowl89]

Originally Posted by kevinthorn

I did try

only joking KT - i would invest in u and ouch again

[kevinthorn]

Originally Posted by nightowl89

only joking KT - i would invest in u and ouch again

Ouch hasn't cashed 3 or 4 times, think it's safe to say he is an uninvestable donkeh.

[NightTrain87]

Originally Posted by nightowl89

10 for me - i invested in ouch and KT so might as well...

Solid logic

Originally Posted by deathcard71

i'll take 10

good to see your back in action.

I'm back man

Originally Posted by kevinthorn

Anyway not investing in a


Like you but i'll take minus 4 shares please.

Dear Sam,

Unfortunately your credit card has been declined and we are unable to process your waste of money at this time. Please try again later. We would like to offer you a complimentary kick in the balls for your trouble, hope you enjoy

Regards, NightTrain87's Extreme Waste of Money Crew.

Originally Posted by BlueRain

10 for me bro

noobs with drugs and no knowledge of how to play 27TD will win sfobv.

It just makes sense.


Vlees op een broodje - 0.5- $0.55 (Oh wait 10 shares for $11)
Andres - 5 - $5.50
NightTrain87 - 10- $11
NightOwl - 10 - $11
DC71 - 10 - $11
KevinThorn - Kick in Balls (Possibly with steel toe boots)
Bluerain - 10 - $11

Only 45 shares into this waste of money left, get 'em while you still can (or else)

[DrJustice]

I'll start with 5 shares please

[NightTrain87]

Originally Posted by DrJustice

I'll start with 5 shares please

Thx bro, Although as per the terms of the agreement I will have to roll you for saying please.



Vlees op een broodje - 0.5- $0.55 (Oh wait 10 shares for $11)
Andres - 5 - $5.50
NightTrain87 - 10- $11
NightOwl - 10 - $11
DC71 - 10 - $11
KevinThorn - Kick in Balls (Possibly with steel toe boots)
Bluerain - 10 - $11
Dr. Justice - 5- $5.50 (Rolled)

[kevinthorn]

I'll pay 10 shares worth of protection money to save me from the steel capped kick in the balls. but one question, how are you going to use the mouse with those hooves?

[NightTrain87]

Originally Posted by kevinthorn

I'll pay 10 shares worth of protection money to save me from the steel capped kick in the balls. but one question, how are you going to use the mouse with those hooves?

Good choice.

I have no idea how i'm gonna use the mouse, but in all honesty I will be far too stoned to even care

Vlees op een broodje - 0.5- $0.55 (Oh wait 10 shares for $11)
Andres - 5 - $5.50
NightTrain87 - 10- $11
NightOwl - 10 - $11
DC71 - 10 - $11
KevinThorn - 10 Shares of protection from Kick in Balls (Possibly with steel toe boots) - $11
Bluerain - 10 - $11
Dr. Justice - 5- $5.50 (Rolled)

Only 30 shares left, come waste your money while you still can

[kevinthorn]

Originally Posted by NightTrain87

Good choice.

I have no idea how i'm gonna use the mouse, but in all honesty I will be far too stoned to even care

Vlees op een broodje - 0.5- $0.55 (Oh wait 10 shares for $11)
Andres - 5 - $5.50
NightTrain87 - 10- $11
NightOwl - 10 - $11
DC71 - 10 - $11
KevinThorn - 10 Shares of protection from Kick in Balls (Possibly with steel toe boots) - $11
Bluerain - 10 - $11
Dr. Justice - 5- $5.50 (Rolled)

Only 30 shares left, come waste your money while you still can

...wow now i feel like my moneys in very safe hands, how do you smoke drugs with those hooves and teeth? must be hard.

[NightTrain87]

Originally Posted by kevinthorn

...wow now i feel like my moneys in very safe hands, how do you smoke drugs with those hooves and teeth? must be hard.

Jam the pipe between a hoof and stand on 3 legs, not that hard really

[kevinthorn]

Originally Posted by NightTrain87

Jam the pipe between a hoof and stand on 3 legs, not that hard really

That reminds me, what do you call a 3 legged, somewhat stoned donkey?? A wonkey

[NSC44]

Originally Posted by kevinthorn

That reminds me, what do you call a 3 legged, somewhat stoned donkey?? A wonkey

wow,great one KT...

[NightTrain87]

Originally Posted by kevinthorn

That reminds me, what do you call a 3 legged, somewhat stoned donkey?? A wonkey

lol I guess you just invested $11 in a Wonkey then

[tramp1579]

NT, good ahead and put me down to roll me for 5 shares.

[NightTrain87]

Originally Posted by tramp1579

NT, good ahead and put me down to roll me for 5 shares.

Will do bro

Vlees op een broodje - 0.5- $0.55 (Oh wait 10 shares for $11)
Andres - 5 - $5.50
NightTrain87 - 10- $11
NightOwl - 10 - $11
DC71 - 10 - $11
KevinThorn - 10 Shares of protection from Kick in Balls (Possibly with steel toe boots) - $11
Bluerain - 10 - $11
Dr. Justice - 5- $5.50 (Rolled)
Tramp - 5- $5.50 (Volunteered to be rolled)

Only 25 left

[Meatonabun]

5 more, 15 total. Would prefer a song list you plan to listen to during the BAS run.

[NightTrain87]

Originally Posted by Meatonabun

5 more, 15 total. Would prefer a song list you plan to listen to during the BAS run.

Thx for the vote of confidence bro. I'll start working on that songlist right away and post it in this thread once I have it worked out

Vlees op een broodje - 0.5- $0.55 (Oh wait 15 shares for $16.50)
Andres - 5 - $5.50
NightTrain87 - 10- $11
NightOwl - 10 - $11
DC71 - 10 - $11
KevinThorn - 10 Shares of protection from Kick in Balls (Possibly with steel toe boots) - $11
Bluerain - 10 - $11
Dr. Justice - 5- $5.50 (Rolled)
Tramp - 5- $5.50 (Volunteered to be rolled)

Only 20 shares left guys

[Meatonabun]

16.50 Shipppppaments

[NightTrain87]

Originally Posted by Meatonabun

16.50 Shipppppaments

Got it, thx bro

Vlees op een broodje - 0.5- $0.55 (Oh wait 15 shares for $16.50) ***PAID***
Andres - 5 - $5.50
NightTrain87 - 10- $11
NightOwl - 10 - $11
DC71 - 10 - $11
KevinThorn - 10 Shares of protection from Kick in Balls (Possibly with steel toe boots) - $11
Bluerain - 10 - $11
Dr. Justice - 5- $5.50 (Rolled)
Tramp - 5- $5.50 (Volunteered to be rolled)

[DrJustice]

I got rolled for 5 more shares.
Now i have 10 shares total.